The official HAX quiz.
Sparhax — Sat, 09/20/2008 - 23:20
The official HAX quiz.
1) What is a micro-douche?
2) I can’t do it ______! (fill in the blank)
3) What is the HAX name for the level 70 instance in Hellfire Citadel?
4) What is it “about time” to do?
5) Who killed the original HAX guild; also know as Krazy Cathartic Goons?
6) “Don’t curse because my mom is watching the screen” was written by whom?
7) If a player has zero ping, it is most likely because he is a what?
8) What are inherently always “good”?
9) Describe the HAX Island.
10) Do you, do you ______? (fill in the blank)
11) T/F Crash likes men.
12) T/F Singing is regular in the HAX ventrillo.
13) What is dropping a deuceil?
14) Hey guys, I just need to run to the ______ (fill in the blank)
15) Why should I "get back"?
16) What is the official HAX tabard?
17) What is the official HAX mount?
18) Would you do Crazysweets?
19) Do you know where the ______ is? (Fill in the blank)
20) In what way did Sparhax graduate?



lol spar, I've been here for
Roguered — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 21:23lol spar, I've been here for like a year. It was hilarious when i realized frollo was liquidfrollo and then heard of the whole KCG transfer to wow and thanatos BS stuff. Thought it was funny that of all the servers I get on one with KCG members.
Part 2 Comming soon!!!!!
Sparhax — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 19:36Part 2 Comming soon!!!!!
RogueRedOne!! WTH man, I
Sparhax — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 19:35RogueRedOne!! WTH man, I didn't know you were here.
myspace.com/sparhax
Hahah, Thanatos I remember
Roguered — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 18:49Hahah, Thanatos I remember him back from the good old days of KCG and CS. Never really did do BF 1942 with you all that much.
Let me just say that those
Sparhax — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 18:20Let me just say that those are all 100% correct and he had no idea I was making a test.
myspace.com/sparhax
1) What is a
Blizzhax — Sun, 09/21/2008 - 15:171) What is a micro-douche?
James. Amoshax. Was in Downfall, but he plays so little.. douche
2) I can’t do it ______! (fill in the blank)
Kevin
or you could also say I won't
Basically this is to mock my friend Paul because he refuses to play WoW because people already play it..
3) What is the HAX name for the level 70 instance in Hellfire Citadel?
Shattered Nutsack.. why.. because it funny
4) What is it “about time” to do?
WELP...it's about time to hit the old dusty trail
5) Who killed the original HAX guild; also know as Krazy Cathartic Goons?
Thanatos.. what a fucking tool. He didn't own the guild or start it, but he decided that he wanted to try and own it = drama = him being alone and being a fucking loser
6) “Don’t curse because my mom is watching the screen” was written by whom?
A bot .. on a Battlefield 1942 server that both Sparhax and Amosis thought was a real kid ROFL
7) If a player has zero ping, it is most likely because he is a what?
A bot
8) What are inherently always “good”?
Boobs.. and words.. and crazy shit...
9) Describe the HAX Island.
It's a majestic place where I am no longer in a wheelchair, we all own our own helicopters and have our own celebrity girlfriends (and basically everything that is our "favorite")
10) Do you, do you ______? (fill in the blank)
well DO YOU REALLY?
11) T/F Crash likes men.
FALSE :D But I have been known to get lonely :P
12) T/F Singing is regular in the HAX ventrillo.
TRUE. Good singing.. maybe not, but it is fun and well... who the fuck cares when its just hanging out with friends :D
13) What is dropping a deuceil?
Taking a dump.. doo-cil yep.. wierd I know lol..
14) Hey guys, I just need to run to the ______ (fill in the blank)
STORE. The correct answer is store. Sparhax decided that during a match (battlefield 1942 -the Hax guys all played in a league-) that he would go to the store.. he was not right back... =/
15) Why should I "get back"?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT
16) What is the official HAX tabard?
Alterac Valley. We have determined that it looks cool so we all wear one.
17) What is the official HAX mount?
Alterac Valley Ram. We really couldn't have picked anything else because cloth is insanely overpriced these days.
18) Would you do Crazysweets?
(THIS IS JERED'S WIFE -Frollo-)
this is a joke so we usually say yes. Again.. just a joke.. but she is hot ;P
19) Do you know where the ______ is? (Fill in the blank)
Gym. Chris Farley. Win.
20) In what way did Sparhax graduate?
CUM LOUDE
GIGGITY.