HOLI PALDUNS R FUR KEEP ALIVE FRENS WITH HEELS. THEY MAKE A COOL NOISE AN A BIG SHINEY. THEY IS ALSO CUR DISEES WITH CLENS AN FREE PEOPLE LIKE ABRAHAM LINCON. BLESSING OF EMANCIPATIENCE LOL!

PROTECSHUN PALDUNS R KEEPIN ALIVE FRENS BY GET HIT IN FACE LOTS. THEY IS THROW THER SHEELD AT PEOPLE. THEY IS ALSO MAKE GROUND ALL SHINEY AND TURN SHEEPS INTO MORE THINGS TO HIT THER FACE BECUZ THEY LIKE THAT. THEY IS SOME WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!

RETRIBUSHUN PALDUNS IS FUR KEEPIN FRENS ALIVE BY KILL THINGS THAT R KILLIN THEM. THEY IS USE BIG WEAPONS. SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY IS COMPENSING FUR SUMTHING. THEY IS RITE. RET PALDUNS R COMPENSING FOR UGLY ORC FACES BY TAKE THEM OFF. COWS AND TROLLS R NIEC THO.

PALDUNS IS A FUN CLASS BUT NOT A CLASS IN SCHOOL IS MOR LIEK JOB BUT IS FUN JOB.